ON A FINAL NOTE FOR 2014

Dear God, we have to talk. 

For many years now I have got to this date and looked back in horror at the year that has been. Yet again, I find myself in this predicament. What's going on God? My year has been a bit like that joke going around, where someone asks Santa for a slim body and a fat purse and he gets it all mixed up, and the person gets a fat body and a slim purse.

I am feeling a tad ripped off AGAIN!

Now I know that you know what you're doing, but do you think I could maybe offer a few suggestions to guide you for next year...cos it must be difficult dealing with so many people and so many stories.

Firstly God, a bit of overall health in this family wouldn't go astray. It's not that we don't like hanging around hospitals checking out the cute medical students. It's just wearing a bit thin and it costs a small fortune in parking fees.

Second request if it's ok. I would like to stop feeling like I'm constantly waiting for the next thing to go wrong. It's sort of getting on my nerves and making me into a bigger stress head than I already am.

Thirdly a Lotto win must be on the cards...right? 

By the way God, here's a little something I thought I'd share with you cos it hasn't been ALL bad ALL the time. Here are some highlights from 2014.

2014 LUMPY CHRONICLES AWARDS

MOST POPULAR POST - Introducing Ashton GUEST BLOGGER ( my smarty pants daughter took out top post for the year on my blog. Over 1100 people read her posting.

MOST POPULAR ON GOOGLE PLUS - 'Twas the week before Christmas ( hard market to crack and suddenly I hit the jackpot).

MOST SURPRISING LOCATION WHERE BLOG IS READ - Ukraine ( ?)

LEAST SURPRISING LOCATION WHERE BLOG IS READ - Australia

HAPPIEST MEMORY IN 2014 - the Eagles and 96fm visit to our girl in hospital.

COMMUNITY SERVICE AWARD - +Telstra for iPad and modem to our girl

NICEST PEOPLE ON EARTH AWARD - +Midwest Charity begins at Home team

PERSON OF THE YEAR - Dr Hot Stuff 


Till next year...xxx
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