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Saturday, 5 July 2014

JUST A LOAD OF NONSENSE 2

Please re read the blog JUST A LOAD OF NONSENSE before reading the following. Otherwise IT WONT MAKE SENSE!!!

                                              A NAUGHTY BRAIN ( chapter 2)

When last we met, Kate was not a very happy girl because her naughty brain was needing a good smack.

Dr Hot Stuff said he would have another go at fixing Kate's brain.
Kate was happy.
She liked Dr Hot Stuff even though once he made her cry.
Kate's mummy said she had to forgive him, because his hair was out of place that day and that probably made him grumpy.

Kate promised  she would rest a lot and get better so that Dr Hot Stuff could fix her brain.
She tried very very hard but got sicker and sicker.
Kate's face got whiter and whiter.
She slept and slept so much she missed Home and Away on TV

Kate's sister was worried because normal people did not miss Home and Away.
Kate's sister took her to see Dr Vitamins. 
Dr Vitamins  gave Kate some lollies to make her feel better.

They did not work.

Kate's mummy was angry and wanted to tell Dr Vitamins what she could do with her lollies.
Kate's mummy rang up Dr Hot Stuff for help.
He said to bring Kate back to hospital.
A hospital is a place where people get sick because they can't find parking.
Sometimes they also fix brains in hospitals.
                                                           

In the hospital Dr Med Student was learning how to become a doctor.
Kate's mummy was annoyed.
She wanted Dr Hot Stuff or Dr Papa Bear but Dr Know it all said we had to wait for Dr Med student to decide what to do!

Kate's mummy was getting impatient and grumpy.
Kate was sick and Dr Med Student was taking too long. Dr Know it all listened to Dr Med Student and eventually rang Dr Hot Stuff.
This took three hours.
Kate's mummy could have told them what to do in five minutes.

Poor Kate was very sad.
She didn't like hospitals.
To make things worse,Dr Sexy Pants had left since her last visit AND
Dr Papa Bear was missing in action.
This was not a good sign.
Kate was not happy.

Dr Bertie Beetle came to visit Kate the following day.
He had a big smile and said he would help fix her naughty brain.
Kate was pleased but started to wonder if Dr Papa Bear was on holidays with Dr Sexy Pants.

Nurse Smiley came to get Kate ready.
Kate loved Nurse Smiley because she told her stories about food.
Kate was always hungry when Nurse Smiley was around.

Then a very good thing happened!
Dr Papa Bear walked into the room.
He was going to help Dr Hot Stuff and Dr Bertie Beetle fix Kate's brain.
Kate was so happy that she let Dr Another bloody anaesthetist put her to sleep.

The doctors got to work.
They wanted to fix Kate's naughty brain.
They wanted to give Kate's brain a good smack.

To be continued...











2 comments:

  1. I have Cowden's Syndrome also. Would you be OK with me adding your blog to my list of CS contacts? Thank you!

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  2. Not a problem although recently it's been mainly about my daughters condition which may or may not be CS related.

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