JUST A LOAD OF NONSENSE 2

Please re read the blog JUST A LOAD OF NONSENSE before reading the following. Otherwise IT WONT MAKE SENSE!!!

                                              A NAUGHTY BRAIN ( chapter 2)

When last we met, Kate was not a very happy girl because her naughty brain was needing a good smack.

Dr Hot Stuff said he would have another go at fixing Kate's brain.

Kate was happy.

She liked Dr Hot Stuff even though once he made her cry.

Kate's mummy said she had to forgive him, because his hair was out of place that day and that probably made him grumpy.

Kate promised  she would rest a lot and get better so that Dr Hot Stuff could fix her brain.

She tried very very hard but got sicker and sicker.

Kate's face got whiter and whiter.

She slept and slept so much she missed Home and Away on TV

Kate's sister was worried because normal people did not miss Home and Away.

Kate's sister took her to see Dr Vitamins. 

Dr Vitamins  gave Kate some lollies to make her feel better.

They did not work.

Kate's mummy was angry and wanted to tell Dr Vitamins what she could do with her lollies.

Kate's mummy rang up Dr Hot Stuff for help.

He said to bring Kate back to hospital.

A hospital is a place where people get sick because they can't find parking.

Sometimes they also fix brains in hospitals.

                                                           

In the hospital Dr Med Student was learning how to become a doctor.

Kate's mummy was annoyed.
She wanted Dr Hot Stuff or Dr Papa Bear but Dr Know it all said we had to wait for Dr Med student to decide what to do!

Kate's mummy was getting impatient and grumpy.

Kate was sick and Dr Med Student was taking too long. Dr Know it all listened to Dr Med Student and eventually rang Dr Hot Stuff.

This took three hours.

Kate's mummy could have told them what to do in five minutes.

Poor Kate was very sad.

She didn't like hospitals.

To make things worse,Dr Sexy Pants had left since her last visit AND

Dr Papa Bear was missing in action.

This was not a good sign.

Kate was not happy.

Dr Bertie Beetle came to visit Kate the following day.

He had a big smile and said he would help fix her naughty brain.

Kate was pleased but started to wonder if Dr Papa Bear was on holidays with Dr Sexy Pants.

Nurse Smiley came to get Kate ready.

Kate loved Nurse Smiley because she told her stories about food.

Kate was always hungry when Nurse Smiley was around.

Then a very good thing happened!

Dr Papa Bear walked into the room.

He was going to help Dr Hot Stuff and Dr Bertie Beetle fix Kate's brain.

Kate was so happy that she let Dr Another bloody anaesthetist put her to sleep.

The doctors got to work.

They wanted to fix Kate's naughty brain.

They wanted to give Kate's brain a good smack.

To be continued...

JUST A LOAD OF NONSENSE

My mother keeps suggesting that the FED writes a children's book. Maybe it could go something like this:
                                        A NAUGHTY BRAIN

Once upon a time there was a young woman called Kate. Unfortunately Kate was not well and had to go to hospital.
A big ambulance took Kate to hospital but Dr Useless said there was nothing wrong with her and sent her home.
Kate was very sad and got sicker and sicker.
Kate's mummy got very worried and took her back to the hospital.

Dr Useless knew better than to mess with Kate's mummy so Dr Cleverboy took over.
Dr Cleverboy said there was a problem with Kate's brain and that she needed to go and see a doctor in the big city.

Kate was very worried but her mummy and daddy said not to worry because the doctor in the big city would fix it.
The doctor in the big city was Dr Papa Bear. He fixed Kate's brain and made her better.
Kate was very happy.
Kate's mummy and daddy were very happy too.

Christmas holidays came and Kate missed her sister who was away on a big aeroplane.
Kate counted down the days till her sister came home and they could play house together again.

Then Kate got sick again and had to go back to hospital.
Kate was worried because Dr Papa Bear was on holidays. Who would fix her brain now?
Dr Hot Stuff and Dr Sexy Pants said they could fix her brain and so Kate let them have a go.
They did a good job but they were worried that Kate would get sick again.
Kate was worried too.

Dr Hot Stuff rang Dr Try to fix it.
He said he would try to fix Kate's brain but he would need to drill a hole in her head.
Kate wasn't very happy about this.
Dr Hot Stuff wasn't very happy about this.
Kate's mummy and daddy were also not happy about this.
But they had no choice.

Dr Try to fix it did his best but Kate's brain was being very naughty.
Dr Try to fix it was so upset he changed his name to Dr Didn't fix it and left the country.


Kate's brain was still being naughty so everyone decided to ring up Dr Hot Stuff again.
He said he would have another go and fix Kate's brain.

Kate was very happy.


To be continued...